You've managed to get here, congratulations!
We're having a meeting to discuss how to get through the rest of your day without having to interact with anyone.
Join in on the discussion, but please, for the love of all things good and holy, don't try to talk to anyone.
| Meeting Agenda | |
|---|---|
| 1. Avoid eye contact | 2. Pretend to be on a phone call |
| 3. Use a noise-cancelling headset | 4. Make up a fake appointment |
Using a Virtual Pen as a Distractor
Taking a Sudden Interest in the Ceiling
Same meeting, different day. Same time, same place.