Meeting for the Chronically Avoidant

You've managed to get here, congratulations!

We're having a meeting to discuss how to get through the rest of your day without having to interact with anyone.

Join in on the discussion, but please, for the love of all things good and holy, don't try to talk to anyone.

Meeting Agenda
1. Avoid eye contact 2. Pretend to be on a phone call
3. Use a noise-cancelling headset 4. Make up a fake appointment

Subtopics:

Avoiding Small Talk

Using a Virtual Pen as a Distractor

Taking a Sudden Interest in the Ceiling

Next Meeting:

Same meeting, different day. Same time, same place.

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