MEETING AGENDA
Phone Meeting for the Avoidant
Today's meeting will cover the following topics:
- Procrastination techniques for the modern age
- Excuses for not attending actual meetings
- Proven methods for avoiding eye contact during calls
- How to feign interest without actually listening
Attendees are expected to participate in the following activities:
- Nodding vigorously
- Taking notes while pretending to be engaged
- Asking the most basic, unengaging questions
- Excusing themselves to grab a snack