Phone Meeting for the Avoidant

Using a virtual pen as a distractor is a time-honored tradition in the corporate world.

But have you ever stopped to think about the accessories that make this tradition truly shine?

Get your hands on our new Brilliantly Bright Pen Holders!

Don't be caught dead with a boring old pen! Upgrade to our Pen Holding Robot Arm Attachment!

Add some visual interest to your meeting with our Distracting Patterns!

Or, you know, just use the old virtual pen you've got lying around.

It's not like it'll make a difference or anything.