Go Home Pizza Recovery: The Aftermath

A Comprehensive Guide to Surviving the Great Pizza Debacle of 2023

The year is 2023, and the world is still reeling from the Great Pizza Rebellion of 2023. A global shortage of pepperoni led to widespread panic, rioting, and the eventual collapse of several major pizza chains. But you, dear reader, have managed to survive. Congratulations!

Step 1: Assess Your Situation

Take stock of your current situation. How many slices do you have in your freezer? Are you in a state of pizza withdrawal?

Click here to proceed to Step 2: Socks and Other Comfort Items Or, if you're feeling overwhelmed, click here to access our comprehensive Safety Plan
Remember: A well-stocked pantry is the key to survival.