The year is 2023, and the world is still reeling from the Great Pizza Rebellion of 2023. A global shortage of pepperoni led to widespread panic, rioting, and the eventual collapse of several major pizza chains. But you, dear reader, have managed to survive. Congratulations!
Take stock of your current situation. How many slices do you have in your freezer? Are you in a state of pizza withdrawal?
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