Meeting Recap: Pizza Repercussions

It Started Like This

John: "I had the best idea for a pizza topping, let's put pineapple on the menu!"

Jane: "But John, that's so last season."

Bob: "I'll just add some more meetings to discuss the merits of pineapple on pizza."

1. The office fridge was forever changed, with pineapple chunks taking up 37% of the space.
2. Bob was seen whispering to the CEO, "I told you so."
3. John was last seen in therapy, questioning his life choices.
4. The office microwave was used for 4 hours and 32 minutes for reheating pineapple pizza slices.
5. Jane's lunch break was extended by 2 hours due to the 'emotional toll' of the pineapple debate.
6. The conference room was re-painted with a soothing shade of beige to 'cushion the blow' of the pineapple trauma.