Meeting Minutes: Pizza Repercussions

Attendees:

• John Doe, Pizza Connoisseur
• Jane Doe, Pizza Critic
• Bob Smith, Pizza Overlord

Objective:

The objective of this meeting was to discuss the recent pizza-related catastrophes that have plagued our office.

Repercussions:

• The microwave has been replaced with a toaster oven due to repeated instances of spontaneous human combustion.
• The break room has been converted into a pizza-themed escape room due to employee concerns about sanity.
• A new "No-Pizza-Allowed" policy has been implemented due to excessive cheese-based stress.

Decisions:

• We will have a "ประก
• We will establish a Pizza Repercussions Task Force to deal with future pizza-related emergencies.

Next Meeting:

The next meeting will be held on Friday to discuss further pizza-related issues.

Meeting Minutes by John, Pizza Connoisseur

Note: The meeting minutes are a satirical representation of the absurdity that can arise when a group of people are obsessed with pizza.