The Missing Cheese: A Call to Arms

It has come to our attention that the pizza topping of choice, the crowning glory of our culinary endeavors, the very essence of our being: CHEESE, has gone missing.

We demand to know the truth. Where is it? Who took it? Why did they take it? The people demand answers.

We will not rest until we find the perpetrators and restore the balance of flavors to our lives.

Join us in our quest for justice. Join us in our cry for Cheesy Protests.

For the love of all that is holy and cheesy, do not attempt to cross the cheese-less border. It is a treacherous path.

Learn the ways of cheesy sabotage, and join us in our fight for the return of the cheese.

Or, if you're feeling particularly bold, participate in our cheesy mischievous endeavors.