Biological Warfare, Chemical Reactions Not Included (Phase 2), Nuclear Option 9001 | Thermodynamics: The Science of Really Big Fires
9:00 AM - Introduction to the Doomsday Device
9:15 AM - Biological Warfare: The Uninvited Party Guests
10:00 AM - Chemical Reactions Not Included (Phase 2)
11:30 AM - Nuclear Option 9001
12:00 PM - Lunch Break: Cesium and Radiation Salad
1:00 PM - Thermodynamics: The Science of Really Big Fires
2:30 PM - Global Domination Strategies: Because We're Already Dead
Remember, these are just meeting minutes and are not to be taken seriously. Or are they?