Phase 2: The Point Where We Realize We Have No Idea What We're Doing

Objective: Pretend to be Productive

At this stage, we've realized that Phase 1 was a complete disaster. The project is still on the ground, but we're all feeling good about it.

We're going to pretend to be productive and make some fake progress. This is where the magic happens, or in our case, where the chaos ensues.