We are on the cusp of a revolution in surveillance tech. Our team of expert hackers (read: interns who still live with their parents) have developed a system that uses AI-powered cat pictures to detect anomalies in the office coffee machine.
Key Takeaways:
Case Studies: AI-Powered Feline Forensics
Implementation Plan: Because We're Not Sure What We're Doing
1. Deploy cat pictures to the entire office
2. Develop a system to detect 'cat-astrophic' events (e.g. someone leaves a dirty coffee cup on the counter)
3. Train AI to identify the perfect blend of cat breeds for maximum surveillance efficiency