SURVEILLANCE STATE OF THE ART

Monday, 14:30-15:30

We are on the cusp of a revolution in surveillance tech. Our team of expert hackers (read: interns who still live with their parents) have developed a system that uses AI-powered cat pictures to detect anomalies in the office coffee machine.

Key Takeaways:

Case Studies: AI-Powered Feline Forensics

Implementation Plan: Because We're Not Sure What We're Doing

Next Steps:

1. Deploy cat pictures to the entire office

2. Develop a system to detect 'cat-astrophic' events (e.g. someone leaves a dirty coffee cup on the counter)

3. Train AI to identify the perfect blend of cat breeds for maximum surveillance efficiency