MEETINGS

Point 4-1: The Art of Procrastination (a subpoint)

Point 4-2: The Joy of Bureaucracy (a subpoint)

Point 4-3: The Science of Doing Absolutely Nothing (a subpoint)

MEETINGS: The Point 4 Subpoints

THE ART OF PROCRUSTINATION

  • Make a to-do list with 17 items
  • Check the weather every 5 minutes
  • Play solitaire

THE FINE ART OF DISTRACTION

THE JOY OF BUREAUCRACY

  • Filling out TPS reports
  • Creating 3-page memos
  • Attending pointless meetings

THE FUTURE OF RED TAPE

THE SCIENCE OF DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

  • Spend 2 hours browsing cat videos
  • Eat 3 whole pizzas by yourself
  • Watch paint dry

THE ART OF EXTREME RELAXATION