It's that time of the year again. We're having an annual pizza party because, well, someone has to do it.

Team-building activities include:

• 1. Try to make a squid work for the team.
• 2. Pretend to like the new hair of a coworker.
• 3. Play a round of telephone in the boardroom.

And, of course, there will be pizza. Because that's what really matters.