Meetings: Pointless Minimalist Future-Pizza-Party

Join us for a gathering of the most unproductive people in the city. We'll discuss the meaninglessness of existence and consume an excessive amount of pizza.

Agenda:

• 9:00 AM - Arrival and existential crisis
• 9:30 AM - Unnecessary updates on the weather
• 10:00 AM - In-depth discussion on the best way to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
• 11:00 AM - Pizza break (because we forgot to eat lunch)
• 12:00 PM - The meaning of life, or at least the meaning of our meeting