Meeting Agenda 2: Because Who Needs Actual Progress?

Today's meeting: Because yesterday's meeting was not enough.

Agenda Items:

• 1. Discuss the importance of discussing things that don't matter.
• 2. Debate the merits of procrastination as a viable career path.
• 3. Decide on the best way to waste 3 hours on a task that could've been done in 30 minutes.

Note: All decisions made in this meeting will be subject to change, revision, and eventual regret.

Also, please bring your lunch, we'll be here for a while.