MEETINGS OF THE APOCALYPSE

Pointless Agenda 2: The Sequel to Nothing Happening

Subpoint 2: More Filler Words

Today's Agenda:

• 9:00 - Arrival of the Uninspired and Undercaffeinated
• 9:05 - Prolonged Introduction by the CEO of Doom
• 9:15 - 30 minutes of Unproductive Silence
• 9:45 - "Break" - 15 minutes of Boredom

Agenda Item 1: "The Mystery of the Missing Donuts" - 1 hour of Unresolved Discussion

Agenda Item 2: "The Enigma of the Missing Meeting Minutes" - 30 minutes of Confusion

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This meeting has been a complete waste of time, see you all at the next pointless meeting!