Today's Agenda:
- 9:00 AM - Welcome, finally.
- 9:15 AM - Review the minutes from last week's meeting, because who needs a summary?
- 10:00 AM - Discuss the importance of discussing the importance of discussing the report.
- 11:00 AM - Break for snacks, because you're clearly starving.
- 11:15 AM - More pointless discussion.
- 12:00 PM - Lunch, because your brain is mush.
- 1:00 PM - The meeting is over, but the coffee machine is still on.
Tomorrow's Agenda:
- 9:00 AM - Repeat yesterday's meeting, because who needs progress?
- 11:00 AM - Discuss the importance of taking a two-hour lunch.
- 1:00 PM - The meeting is cancelled, but the coffee machine is still on.
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