Pointless Agenda 3: The Meeting That Never Ends

Agenda Item 1: "Discuss the color of the wall in the conference room"

Read about the wall 
		Wall Color: #cccccc
		Wall Texture: smooth, yet somehow boring

Agenda Item 2: "Eat more donuts in the break room"

Donut-filled Utopia 
		Donut Quantity: 5
		Donut Flavors: Glaze, Boston Creme, or Both (Why choose just one?)

Agenda Item 3: "Discuss the importance of meetings in general"

Meta-Meeting 
		Meeting Length: 3 hours
		Meeting Snacks: None, because we're trying to cut back