Today's Agenda
Welcome, team! Today's meeting will be an exercise in futility. We will spend the next 2 hours discussing the finer points of doing absolutely nothing.
Agenda Item 3: Talking to Ourselves
This item is a classic. We will take turns talking to each other about our thoughts, feelings, and opinions. No actual work will be accomplished, but we will all feel good about it.
Discussion Leader: Bob
Bob will lead the discussion, but don't worry, it's not like it matters.
If you have any questions or concerns, please don't bother. We'll just talk about them anyway.