MEETINGS: THE AGONY OF THE AGENDA

Pointless Agenda Item #1: "What's that noise? Who cares? Who made it?"

• Item 1: Discuss the meaning of life. Or, you know, just stare at the wall.
• Item 2: Debate whether or not to take a 3-hour lunch.
• Item 3: Decide on the color scheme for the new conference room.

Continue with the next item on the agenda. Skip to the final item on the agenda and pretend you were there.