Meetings: The Unproductive Cycle
Pointless Agenda:
- Item 1: Discuss the importance of discussing the importance of discussing things.
- Item 2: Spend 30 minutes deciding on a color for the conference room.
- Item 3: Watch cat videos to boost morale.
Actions Items
We have 8 subpoints for this action item:
- Subpoint 1: Create a new document to discuss the importance of discussing the importance of discussing things.
- Subpoint 2: Spend 2 hours researching the optimal number of cat videos to watch per meeting.
- Subpoint 3: Decide which meeting room has the best coffee.
- Subpoint 4: Create a flowchart to determine the best way to waste 4 hours.
- Subpoint 5: Discuss the meaning of 'pointless'.
- Subpoint 6: Decide which font is the most aesthetically pleasing for our meeting minutes.
- Subpoint 7: Create a new meeting to discuss the importance of this meeting.
- Subpoint 8: Develop a system to track the number of meetings we've had to attend this week.