MEETINGS: POINTLESS AGENDA

• Item 1: Breathe into a microphone for 5 minutes, establish rapport with the ceiling tile
• Item 2: Reiterate what we've already discussed 3 times, just for clarity
• Item 3: Take a 2-hour lunch break, eat 5 sandwiches

Action Items:

• 1: Create a 20-page report on "The History of Pointless Agendas"
• 2: Conduct a thorough analysis of the ceiling tiles
• 3: Develop a comprehensive strategy for doing nothing