MEETING AGENDA ITEM 2.2: The Inevitable Discussion of Who Ate the Last Donut

Today, we will finally, mercifully address the elephant in the room: who ate the last donut from the break room. It's a travesty. A crime against humanity. A

It's not just about the donut. It's about the principle. It's about the lack of self-control and basic human decency.

• Who ate the last donut and why they should be ashamed of themselves.
• The psychological implications of donut hoarding on team dynamics.
• Action items: ways to prevent future donut-related trauma.