Agenda Item 1: "Discuss the merits of procrastination as a viable business strategy."
Item 1: "Stare at wall for 2 hours, contemplate the meaning of life." Sub-item 1: "Make a to-do list, then immediately delete it."
Agenda Item 2: "Host a meeting to discuss the importance of meetings."
Item 1: "Spend 30 minutes discussing the difference between 'synergy' and 'team-building'." Sub-item 1: "Decide that we need to have more meetings to clarify the difference."