Agenda Item 3.1: The Great Squirrel Conspiracy

Squirrelly McSquirrelface's Presentation

As we all know, squirrels are the true rulers of the world. But did you know that they have been manipulating the world's nut supply for decades?

We will be discussing the evidence and implications of this sinister plot, including:

• The suspiciously high concentration of nuts in Squirrelly's desk drawer
• The unexplained disappearance of all acorns from the break room fridge
• The strange, unblinking stare of Squirrelly when asked about his lunch

Sub Agenda Item 3.1.1: Squirrelly's Nutty Alibis

Will discuss the inconsistencies in Squirrelly's alibis and the role of his alleged "squirrel-sitting" hobby in the conspiracy.

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