Pointless Agenda Item 6 of 2

Today's meeting will be spent deciding which flavor of coffee we should serve at the next meeting.

• Decaffeinated, because who needs sleep, anyway?
• Rockstar latte, with a dash of disappointment and a pinch of regret.
• Flamingo pink latte, because pink is a neutral color and won't offend anyone.
• Regular old coffee, because, well, it's coffee.

Discussion items:

• The meaninglessness of the task at hand
• The ethics of caffeine use in the workplace
• The importance of proper meeting minutes