Pointless Agenda

Agenda Items for the Utterly Unproductive Meeting

Item 7: "The Invention of the Wheel... Again"

Because clearly, the original wheel was a bad idea. It was too... round. And don't even get us started on the hubcaps.

Discussion Items:

• Why the wheel should have more points.
• Whether we can use a different type of wheel, like a wheel with spikes.

Related Topics:

• The Futility of the Pencil Sharpener
• The Invention of the Wheelbarrow 2.0