8:00 AM - Arrival and Procrastination Time
8:15 AM - Welcome and Unnecessary Introductions (15 minutes)
8:30 AM - "The Problem We're All Trying to Solve" Discussion (30 minutes)
9:00 AM - "What We're Not Gonna Get Done Today" Breakout Session (45 minutes)
9:45 AM - "The Action Items We'll Forget By Friday" Wrap-up (15 minutes)
10:00 AM - "The Meeting That Could've Been an Email" Adjournment