MEETINGS: POINTLESS AGENDA

Welcome to the most underwhelming experience in corporate history.

Decision Time: 3:00 PM

We've got a meeting scheduled for 3:00 PM sharp. Don't bother showing up early, as the coffee machine will still be broken.

Agenda:

• Discuss the meaning of life for 2 hours
• Eat 1/4 of a sandwich each
• Decide that the previous meeting was a waste of time

Important Links:

• Minute 1: We're here
• Minute 30: The meeting has no minutes
• Minute 60: We're all out of ideas