MEETINGS ARE POINTLESS

According to our research, 99% of meetings are completely unnecessary.

But we still have to have them because our boss is a robot.

Here are the agenda for today's meeting:

• Item 1: Discuss the meaning of life
• Item 2: Eat free pizza
• Item 3: Watch cat videos

Decisions:

• Decision 1: We will pretend to take notes
• Subdecision 1: We will use a fancy pen
• Decision 2: We will eat 3/4 of the pizza