Meeting Minutes for the Utterly Inconsequential Meeting of the Pointless Agenda Committee
- Item 1: Discuss the color of the sky.
- Item 2: Decide on the best way to spend a Friday afternoon.
- Item 3: Elect the World's Most Eligible Candidate for Most Eligibility.
The meeting was called to order at 2:45 PM, with all members present, except for John, who was busy eating a sandwich.
Discussion Item 1: The color of the sky.
- Bob: "I think it's blue."
- Jane: "No, it's clearly green."
- Chair: "Actually, it's a lovely shade of purple."
Discussion Item 2: The best way to spend a Friday afternoon.
- Bob: "I think we should play video games."
- Jane: "No, we should go to the park."
- Chair: "Actually, we should all watch paint dry."
Discussion Item 3: The World's Most Eligible Candidate for Most Eligibility.
- Bob: "I nominate myself."
- Jane: "No, I do."
- Chair: "Actually, it's a tie."
The meeting was adjourned at 3:45 PM, with all members present, except for John, who was still eating a sandwich.