Pointless Agenda Item 4: The Unimportant Business of Socks
Because apparently, we have too much time on our hands...
The Sock Count
As of today, the company has 427 socks. This includes 12 lone socks, 23 missing pairs, and 1 sock with a mysterious stain.
See More Sock StatisticsSock Puppet Therapy
Our team has discovered that talking to a sock puppet can greatly improve productivity and morale. Join our weekly Sock Puppet Therapy sessions to learn more!
Join the SessionSock-themed Snacks
To further boost productivity, we'll be serving Sock-themed Snacks at our next meeting. Expect to see Sock-patterned cookies, Sock-flavored chips, and Sock-shaped sandwiches.
Snack MenuNote: All Sock-related items will be discussed at the next meeting. If you have any Sock-related questions, please bring them up.