Project Update: Pointless Agenda

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We have made progress on the project, but it's not really progress. We've been sitting in this room for 3 hours and have managed to decide on the color scheme for the new meeting room. Our top contender is "Burnt Sienna" and "Fuzzy Lavender".

Key Decisions:

1. We will not be eating pizza in the break room.

2. The new meeting room will have a 3D printer for no reason in particular.

Action Items:

1. Schedule a meeting to discuss the meeting schedule for the next meeting.

2. Find out why the copier is still jammed from 2007.

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