Pointless Agendas: Resolution Implementation Meeting

Agenda Item 1: Discussing the Discussion of Our Already-Resoled Resolution

We've already resolved this, let's just go ahead and implement it.

Review Committee: Please Review and Approve Our Work (Again) Meeting Minutes: Because We Need Something to Blame Later

Agenda Item 2: More Discussing the Discussion of Our Already-Resoled Resolution

We're just going through the motions at this point.

Provide Feedback: Because We Still Need to Pretend We Care

Implementation Status: 0% Complete (Because We're Not Really Sure What We're Doing)

We're just waiting for the coffee machine to break down so we can blame the janitor.

Check Progress: If You Really Need to See How Much We've Achieved So Far