Pointless Agenda Subcommittee Meeting

Today's meeting is scheduled to last precisely 4 hours, during which we will accomplish nothing of note.

We will spend the first hour discussing the finer points of procrastination.

• Procrastination Techniques
• Bureaucratic Red Tape

We will then adjourn for an hour to attend to our respective snack breaks.

After lunch, we will engage in a 30-minute debate on the merits of beige vs. white walls in the office.

• Beige Walls: The Lesser of Two Evils
• White Walls: The Uninspired Option

Our final 30 minutes will be spent deciding which of our committee members should get the last donut in the break room.

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