Pointless Agenda: The Meeting of Uninspired Ideas

Today's Agenda:

1. 1. Review last week's meeting notes. Again.
2. 2. Brainstorm new ways to say "no" to employees' requests for more vacation time.
3. 3. Discuss the merits of beige-colored cubicles.
4. 4. Debate whether "The Office" is a better representation of corporate culture than "The Dilbert."
5. 5. Introduce new policy: "If it's not in writing, it's not a policy."

Adjourn Meeting