Decision to Make a Decision: Item 1.1 - The Agony of Pointlessness

Today's agenda: to deliberate on something that doesn't really matter. Because, why not?

Item 1.1: To determine the optimal color for the new office chairs. Should we go with:

• Bright Pink
• Electric Blue
• Minty Green

Which one will bring the most productivity to our meetings? Probably not any of them. Maybe we should just get pizza.

Note: Meeting attendees are encouraged to arrive early, but only if you're really early.