Agenda Item 2.1, "The Agony of Choice," was discussed at length, with some attendees displaying a clear lack of understanding of the concept.
Council Member, Jane, was heard to exclaim, "I don't see how this relates to our goals."
Chairman, Bob, responded, "It's a metaphorical representation of our existential dread."
Attendee, Joe, asked, "But what's the goal of this meeting again?"
Decision: To make a decision, but not really.
Next Steps: Schedule another meeting to discuss making a decision.
Hyperlinks: Item 2.2: "The Futility of Progress."