We have reached the thrilling conclusion of the utterly underwhelming meeting.
Decision Item 3: The Great Debate on the Best Pizza Topping
After hours of deliberation, we have come to the following conclusion:
Item 3: Pineapple is not a pizza topping, but rather a cry for help.
Subcommittee Report: Read the full report here
Next Meeting: The Great Cookie Debate
(Please come with an open mind and an empty stomach)