The Weekly Report: A Document of Utter Inaction

Volume 42, Issue 1: A Special Edition of Procrastination

This week's highlights include:

• Spent 3 hours staring at the wall
• Ate 5 entire boxes of cereal for breakfast
• Failed to meet the deadline for the 3rd time this quarter

Upcoming Events:

Next week: Same as this week, but with more meetings!

Or, you know, maybe just stay home and play video games.

Related Pages:

• The Monthly Report: A Document of Utter Inaction (Continued)
• The Quarterly Assessment: Where We Pretend to Be Productive
• The Annual Report from Last March: We're Still Working On It