Today, we are on a mission to find the elusive Snack-o-matic 3000. This mythical device, rumored to dispense an endless supply of nachos, has been the subject of much speculation and debate. Some say it's a myth, others claim to have seen it with their own eyes, but all agree that its discovery would be a major breakthrough in the field of Pointless Agenda Management.

The meeting will be held in the conference room, located 3 stories above the break room, and will feature a presentation by renowned Snack-o-matic expert, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth. Refreshments will be provided, but be warned: they will not be of the Snack-o-matic variety.

Agenda items include:

We encourage all participants to bring their own snacks, as the conference room is not equipped with a Snack-o-matic.