It was supposed to be a routine meeting about the new coffee machine, but things quickly took a turn for the absurd. The CEO walked in, flailing his arms like a bird in distress, shouting 'We must have more coffee!' at the top of his lungs.
The team was baffled as the CEO's eyes darted wildly around the room, as if searching for the coffee machine itself. Someone asked if he was okay, and he responded with a firm 'I am fine, now let us focus on the meeting.'
The team tried to steer the conversation back on track, but it was too late. The CEO had already devoured an entire box of donuts, declaring 'Logic is the new coffee!' and 'I am the coffee machine!'
As the meeting descended further into chaos, the team realized they had to make a break for it.
Continue to Subitem 2: Things Get Weirder
Or, if you're feeling exasperated, jump straight to Subitem 3: The Team is Exasperated