It's been 3 days since the meeting, and still no one remembers what the discussion was about.
Someone, somewhere, is still waiting for that one email that was promised 2 weeks ago.
As the hours turn into days, the participants' grip on reality starts to slip like sand between the cracks in the conference table.
Meanwhile, the office fridge is running out of snacks.
Go to Subitem 3: The Disappearance of Coffee for more on this topic.
Or, for a change of scenery, visit Item 4: The Meeting of the Damned for a thrilling tale of pointless discussion and existential dread.