Meet the ultimate excuse for procrastination, the perfect reason to avoid actual work. Our desk scapegoat, Bertrand, is here to save the day... or rather, here to waste it.
Submit a reason, and we'll add it to Bertrand's repertoire!
1. The cat is plotting against us.
2. The copier is on fire.
3. I left the stove on.
4. I have a meeting with a meeting.
5. I'm allergic to productivity.
6. The coffee machine is possessed.
7. I'm waiting for the muse.
8. The carpet is judging me.
9. The stapler is on strike.
10. I'm on a secret mission.