Adjournment Procedure

Because actual work was getting too close to happening.

According to Article 14, Section 7 of the "Society for Pointless Meetings" bylaws, the following adjournment procedure shall be followed:

1. Someone will shout "Meeting's not over, I'm just getting coffee!"
2. A 15-minute recess will be called to allow for further procrastination
3. Someone will start playing solitaire on their phone
4. A motion to adjourn will be seconded, thirded, and voted on, but not actually carried out

Related Pages:

• Adjournment by Proxy
• Adjournment by Accident
• Adjournment by Herd Mentality