Pointless Agenda Item 1-1

Meeting Minutes: A Record of Nothing

Presented by: Bob from HR

Agenda Item 1-1: "The Importance of Fidgeting with a Pen"

Summary

Bob from HR: "I think we can all agree that fidgeting with a pen is a valuable use of time. I'd like to propose that we set aside 30 minutes each day to simply fidget with a pen."

John from Marketing: "I'm not sure I understand the benefits of fidgeting with a pen. Can someone explain? "

Beth from IT: "I think I can rig up a script to track pen fidgeting time. But what about the ergonomic implications of pen design? Should we be using ergonomic pens for fidgeting?"