MEETINGS: THE AGENDA

AGENDA ITEM 1: Socks as Pants

The esteemed members of the MEETINGS department have decided that Socks as Pants is a viable and practical solution to the problem of footwear.

Discussion Points:

• Why not just wear socks as pants?
• Will this affect our company's stock price?
• Can we trademark 'socks as pants'?

Next Action Item: Decide to Wear Socks as Pants

Subcommittee Report

Our subcommittee has been tasked with researching the feasibility of Socks as Pants.

Recommendation:

• It's a great idea, but only if you're already wearing a tutu.
• We should also consider Socks as Gloves.

Next Action Item: Explore Socks as Gloves

Subsubcommittee Report

Our subsubcommittee has been tasked with investigating the potential trademark issues surrounding Socks as Pants.

Conclusion:

• We can trademark it, but only if we promise to give 10% of all profits to our lawyers.

Recommendation:

• We should trademark it and sell Socks as Pants merchandise.