The meeting was called to discuss the merits of wearing socks as pants. A contentious topic, indeed.
| Option | Pros | Cons |
|---|---|---|
| Yes, let's wear socks as pants! | Increased warmth, decreased need for pants! | Uncomfortable, possibly hazardous to health! |
| No, let's stick to pants as pants. | Pants are pants. Socks are socks. | Where's the fun in that? |
Subcommittee 3, lead by Chairperson Jane, presented their findings:
"We, as a society, are at a crossroads. We can continue down the path of traditional, pants-as-pants thinking, or we can boldly go where no one has gone before and don the socks as pants revolution."
Chairperson Jane was unavailable for further comment, as she was last seen wearing a fetching pair of neon pink socks.