Agenda Item: Suggesting that socks be used as pants in place of traditional clothing.
Rationale: It's already what we're secretly wearing, let's just admit it.
Benefits: Reduced laundry costs, increased comfort, and the ability to never have to worry about matching.
Next Steps: Conduct a comprehensive study on the feasibility of sock-based pants.
Agenda Item 2: Socks as Pants Proposal 2 Agenda Item 3: Socks as Pants Proposal 3 Sock-Pants Committee Meetings