In a world where the boundaries of fashion have been pushed to their limits, we propose taking it to the next level: socks as pants. No longer content with just being a foot covering, we envision a future where socks are the sole (get it?) of every outfit.
Imagine it: a world where you can wear your favorite socks as a makeshift pant leg, complete with intricate lace details and a velcro strap to secure them to your calf. It's the perfect solution for the fashionably challenged and the lazy.
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