Meeting of the Absurdly Insignificant

Agenda Item 2.1.3: Jell-O Pairing Techniques

Subtitle: A Guide to Pairing Jell-O with Anything

What is Jell-O?

A gelatinous cube of wobbly, rainbow-colored goodness. Also, apparently, a perfect metaphor for the fragility of human relationships.

According to our team of highly trained experts, Jell-O is the perfect tool for pairing with anything, including but not limited to:

Jell-O and Coffee

Because who doesn't love a good coffee break, and who doesn't love a good Jell-O?

Jell-O and Meetings

Pair Jell-O with meetings to add an element of unpredictability and surprise. Will your coworkers be paired with Jell-O or a pointless agenda item? Only one way to find out!

Jell-O and Existential Dread

Pair Jell-O with the crushing realization that our lives are but a fleeting moment in the grand tapestry of time, and that our accomplishments will soon be forgotten like yesterday's Jell-O on a warm plate.

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Jell-O and Philosophy: A Deep Dive

As we all know, the age-old question of "what is the meaning of life?" can be answered with a simple question: "Is it Jell-O?"

Or perhaps it's more complicated.

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